Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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