he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
NoShamevember. You game?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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