I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I will pee on everything he values.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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