Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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