the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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