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"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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