my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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