Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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