just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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