he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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