So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
