wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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