the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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