we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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