Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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