Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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