I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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