I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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