And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Randomize
