dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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