hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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