Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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