he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
