I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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