Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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