What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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