I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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