U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
vagina is talking i cant
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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