He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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