but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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