So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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