i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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