On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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