He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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