If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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