Well douche your snatch and let's go!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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