I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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