i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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