i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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