Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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