Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Randomize
