i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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