If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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