Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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