We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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