Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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