whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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