She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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