you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I have post one night stand depression
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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