I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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