You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
