I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think i got beer on your cat.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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