my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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