I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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