Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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