How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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