you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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