I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My life is pants optional.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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