That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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