sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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