Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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